The technical definition of being an adult is the most boring shit ever.
Like, wake up in the morning, go to work, come home, watch tv go to sleep, watch more tv on the weekends.
Build a family, obey your wife like she’s your boss for some reason, have kids, save most of your money for said kids, watch football on tv, drink a beer, go to sleep.
Don’t play video games, don’t watch cartoons, don’t read comics, don’t do silly things, don’t have fun, don’t be single, don’t live with your parents, watch tv, go to sleep,
wake up dead, die fat, go to sleep.
I’ll never be an adult, I’ll die a child.
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